grandma got run over by an applet
stepping thru her codebase christmas eve
you may say there's no such thing as .NET
but as for me and grandpa we believe
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny
Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud
(siren)
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
"Red alert, red alert!
It's .NET's time on the server!"
See the streams,
Hear them scream?
Soon it will be .NET's day.
Corp'rate web sites, busy websites
Formed in Microsoft style
On the web there're some sightings of C#!
Simple Web Forms, Mindless Web Forms
Made with Bill's IDE
And on FSF's homepage you read:
"Red alert, red alert!
It's .NET's time on the server!"
See the streams,
Hear them scream?
Soon it will be .NET's day.
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